Blinding Darkness

Locke: “You guys have electricity? How do you manage that?”
Ben: “…We have 2 giant hamsters running on a massive wheel in our secret underground cave…”

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Sawyer: “Hey, Oliver Twist! Where the hell’s my stuff?”
Charlie: “What stuff?”
Sawyer: “You know good damn well what stuff. I had books, food, porno, a bottle of scotch.”
Desmond: “Apologies for the scotch, mate.”
Sawyer: “You drank it?”
Desmond: “Well, to be fair, there were three of us.”
Charlie: “Yeah.”
Sawyer: [to Desmond] “You, the munchkin, and who else?”